When I finished my last notebook, I decided that instead of buying a new one, I would go back and start using one of the countless multitudes of unused (or nearly unused) notebooks I already have. After rummaging about in the old notebook vault for a bit, I settled on one that I had started using some six or seven years ago. There, between some minor sporadic journal entries, and some never-played RPG adventures, I found this little text. What the hell, I thought upon reading it. This isn’t half bad. And so I decided to toss it up here. [...]